Awesome skins!

Download any you like! (please comment)
Cake-man skin:
Yeti skin:
pumpkin-head skin:



P.s. -None of theese have been tested yet, and were all created by me.

awesome site!

Planet Minecraft!

Slightly better minecraft joke

Creeper: What a nicessss housssssse you got there, may I pleassss come in.
Human (player): Pleassss, don't.
Creeper: Aww, come on! ...Sssssay, are yo mocking me?
Human: What?! Me? No! No, no. Why would I...
Creeper: *SSssssss*
Human: ...ever MOCK, a creeper, creepers are my frrriends...Yeah, I should never have built my house out of TNT.
Creeper: *BOOM*
TNT house: *BOOM*

Lame Minecraft joke

Person 1: Knock, knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Stan
Person 2: Stan who?
Person 1: Stan far away from those zombies!

TeeHee

You would've needed to know french to have understood that last one.

(Translated into English:

English: !Attention!
English: !Please don't feed the creepers!

Spanish: !Por favor, no alimentar a las enredaderas! (!Please don't feed the creepers!)
French: !Méfiez-vous des morses rose! (!Beware the pink warus!) )

Warning

!Attention!
!Please don't feed the creepers!

!Por favor, no alimentar a las enredaderas!
!Méfiez-vous des morses rose!

snowballs& snow blocks

To get snowballs, all you have to do is left click on a block of snow with a shovel.
Snow block: 0  0   0
                   s   s  0
                   s   s  0

s = snowball, 0 = empty

findin' flint/ steel

Flint can be found by digging through gravel. Steel is actually iron, found by smelting iron ore, by putting it in a furnace.

crafting a furnace

c  c  c
c  0  c
c  c  c

c = cobblestone, 0 = empty

Da comon flint& steel

0  0  0
0  0  s
0   f  0

0 = empty, s = steel, f = flint

Beta 1.3 bed crafting

Layer 1: 0 0 0
Layer 2: www
Layer 3: p p p
p = wooden planks, w = wool, 0 = empty